It was also one of the two compilation films of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts not composed by Robert J. Walsh (the other being 1979's The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie, which was composed by Dean Elliott). How thoughtless of me to have left you cooped up, Pardon me, Your Eminence. 2023. Hey, that's what I need, something to read. AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! Things get worse for a defeated Daffy when Egghead appears with a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that due to unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog, Teen Titans Go! Right this way. Now, for some creative recruitment tactics. It was later released in the UK on July 5, 2021, with the same bonus shorts. After a shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time selling paranormal-themed trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer). But I don't mind paying them. "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" Scripts.com. After Cubish's death soon afterward ("Died Laughing," reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a service to the community and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. It's getting a little crowded in here. I can't stand this torture anymore, I'M DYIN'! since I was born in a month with an R in it. The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Daffy_Duck&oldid=3172370, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, " because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! I'll just check at that motel over there. You say there's an elephant in your birdbath? [IN NORMAL VOICE] Here we are. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated. "Yes, it had to be me! JUST WHEN I GOT THINGS SO QUIET, YOU CAN HEAR A PIN DROP! Heh-heh. Secret alliance for eternity. Flippety flam. What's that? ", "What a hypocrite! What the IRS don't know won't hurt them. HE NEEDS PEACE AND QUIET! Have I got this chump going. Search the history of over 797 billion I could use a front man to take some of the lumps. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I wanna report an elephant in my birdbath. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. House calls are definitely hazardous to my health. Why don't you head on down to the Superstition Mountains. I'M BEING MURDERED!!! . Ajax rib-tickler, ma'am. Yes!". Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money! Guaranteed to rid the home of your supernatural pests. Perhaps you were wondering why I called you here today. I know. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a compilation film of several classic Looney Tunes cartoons. DAFFY: And then there are the numerous fringe benefits. This proves to be Daffy's undoing however, as upon realization of what he said, Daffy discovers that the safe is now completely empty except for a few cobwebs and a sign from Cubish: "YOU LOSE, DUCK!" And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love. 708090 (2015) Million Dollar Arm (2014) Million Dollar Baby (2004) The Million Dollar Duck (1971) One Million Years B.C. Free shipping. After receiving a call from the Himalayas, Daffy phones up Bugs again, who is leaving following his encounter with Count Blood Count, and together they go up against Hugo the Abominable Snowman, with Hugo repeatedly mistaking Daffy for a rabbit. Sittin' on eggs is out. It was the final theatrical production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the various Looney Tunes characters before his death on July 10, 1989. The film was released on DVD in the United States on August 4, 2009, by Warner Home Video. --just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig. I'm locking the door and tossing the key out the window. ", "Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. My own little bunny rabbit. Amuse your friends with a 200-volt electric hand buzzer. Nothing simpler than a little juggling of the books. "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" quotes (1988) Title Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Year 1988 Directors Greg Ford, Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones, Terry Lennon, Robert McKimson, Maurice Noble Genre Comedy, Horror, Family, Animation Interpreted by Mel Blanc All actors - Mel Blanc, Mel Torm, Roy Firestone, B.J. HA! Juggling.It's my hobby.Uh, hello?Himalayas. Released on September 24 1988. Before impact, Daffy sadly tells the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go but up!". Daffy Duck: Quackbusters Director: Greg Ford, Terry Lennon Cast: Mel Blanc , Melvin Howard Torme , Roy Firestone DVD $14.99 Ship This Item Qualifies for Free Shipping Buy Online, Pick up in Store Check Availability at Nearby Stores Instant Purchase Choose Expedited Shipping at checkout for delivery by Wednesday, January 18 Some cartoons are abridged. [IN GERMAN ACCENT] So tell me, mein fraulein. And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. There was nothing for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do but blow his brains out, which he did. DAFFY: Right this way, folks. Why don't you shoot me?! Special price on Chicken Inspector badge, sir. ", "That's the last time I work with somebody with a speech impediment! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters 1988 Format: DVD 745 ratings IMDb 7.1/10.0 $1270 Prime Video $3.99 $4.99 DVD $12.70 VHS Tape from $13.95 Additional DVD options Edition Discs Price New from Used from DVD August 4, 2009 Standard Edition 1 $9.99 $9.95 $4.99 DVD 1 $12.70 $12.69 DVD $48.54 See More Watch Instantly with Rent Buy Gosh, what a scaredy-cat. Nice, fat little butterball. ", I've got a lot of What it takes to get along . Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive millionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog) - who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on - only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). It was the final theatrical production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the various Looney Tunes characters before his death on July 10, 1989. Plus, there's a free six-pack of ice-cold Billy Beer. Cast Includes. *WHACK*, "Hocus pocus. I'll give him a dose of his own medicine. A whole Meth of Mthersthmidts a METH of METHERSTHMIDTS!" No escape! "Powerhouse", "The happy farmer" by Raymond Scott. One thing's for sure, I have nowhere else to go but up. Animation. In my business, you meet so many interesting people. After the repo crew takes away his belongings, Daffy's building is condemned with him still in it. Meanwhile, Daffy successfully exorcises the ghosts possessing a beautiful light blonde-hair lady duck in a red night dress (with Daffy momentarily falling under possession from them himself), but upon returning to his office, he discovers that Cubish has stripped his money down to his last million. Most outrageous exhibition of wanton cowardice. YOU BUST IN HERE AND YOU BUST OUT WITH A WHISTLE AND YOU SNAFU THE WHOLE WORKS! ITA Looney Tunes Daffy Duck To Duck or Not To Duck. "Very sporting of the little black duck" --, "Well what'y'a know! Contents 1 Storyline 2 Cartoons Featured in Order 3 Also See 4 Movie Trailer 5 Sound Effects Used 6 Image Gallery 7 Audio Samples Storyline Following the events of J.P. Qubish's passing, Daffy inherts his fortune and uses it to run a Paranormalist Business. Daffy Duck's Quackbustersis a 1988Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodiesfilm with acompilationof classicWarner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starringDaffy Duck. Mr. Save me!" [IN NORMAL VOICE] But when some wise guy starts pushing me around. In the "epilog," Bugs is shown enjoying his vacation in Palm Springs (after the encounter with Hugo) and reading about Daffy's downfall ("Quackbusted", reports the newspaper Bugs is reading), and Porky and Sylvester are stranded in the Superstition Mountains, with Sylvester as cowardly as ever. You may rest assured that if anything happens to you. I mean, what's he gonna do? Fireworks gone off? So, Smog baby, leveled any major cities lately? I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!!" [THUD][][CRASH][DOORBELL BUZZES][LIQUID SLOSHES]Pop! Must be some kind of a native superstition. Rio de Janeiro, tropical nights, romance. Shoot me! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost, Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge, Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons: The Movie, Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms, Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Camping way out here in the middle of nowhere. --, "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a, "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. & Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Lego DC Super Hero Girls: Super-Villain High, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis, Scooby-Doo! Phew! It couldn't be you! ", "Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read. Things get worse for a defeated Daffy when Egghead appears as a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that due to unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit? storyboard-to-screen-daffy-ducks-quackbusters-looney-tunes-critic-quickie, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Honest, I'm not lying Monsters lead such interesting lives When you see them Coming down the street You better not have weights Tied to your feet They'll steal your heart Tear you apart Limb from limb On a whim they'll suck your brains And eat your remains They'll slice you up With little forks and knives They're never merry They're oh so scary oh?" --. He is perhaps best known for directing the films Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) and (Blooper) Bunny (1991). so he will never feel rejected or lack for love. Under the pretense of community service, Daffy opens an exorcism agency and employs Porky Pig, Sylvester Cat, and Bugs Bunny to track and eliminate ghosts, ghouls, and other monsters, while Daffy secretly schemes to use his learned "ghost-busting" talents to rid himself of the millionaire's nagging spirit. 4:32. Well, I take it back. Smogzilla's just like any unemployed actor. --, "Ha ha, it's me again. But too bad the rabbit had to overact so much. I will name him George, and I will hug him, SNOWMAN: And rub him and caress him and--. Why, that's just a little old canary bird. And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. IT'S POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUS!" And by the way, you never looked lovelier. Hey, Sybil, any more like you in the family? And I thought French was a romantic language. vampires evaporated and monsters remonstrated. However, no sooner does he announce to the audience that there is no such thing as a tiny elephant then it turns up on Daffy's television interview, rendering him a public laughing stock. Be the first one to. Daffy Duck, anything for a buck. 0 erabiltzaile guztira eta 1 Bisitari erabiltzaile gai hau ikusten ari dira. ", "Don't shush me!! He is a cornerstone of the Warner Bros. stable of animated characters. But upon realization of what he said, Daffy discovers that Cubish has just taken away the last of the money leaving a note telling Daffy "you lose." ", "Yahoo! (Michael Jordan shrieking was fall into the ground really fast with a crash, but wasn't hurt.) After the repo crew takes away his desks, the building is condemned and destroyed, with Daffy still inside. The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts ( laGhostbusters) such as Cubish. Sylvester, you come out of there this instant. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I love these novelty accoutrements. Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish'sjester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). MK Toons. I'll give 'em community service! I'm winning the whole thing. There's a roar! Blizzards all the way! ", "That Cadet buys the worst Christmas presents. Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen . PORKY: What--? Animation and it aired on ABC from October 28th, 1989 until June 18th, 1994. Mint 17 MATE (GNU/Linux) Software librea erabili. What's left of it, anyway. that towering colossus of scaly reptilian bulk. Halloween Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. ", implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy. It was released to theaters on September 24, 1988. Idea Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. for the latest news on the health of tycoon. There goes your bunny rabbit. 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Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island is a UK VHS release by Warner Home Video on 10th September 1990. The film ends with Daffy angrily shaking his fist at the sky and screaming "Cubish! You and the upstairs maid. But, you know, giant monsters aren't exactly my forte. AH HA HA HA HA!!! He has appeared in cartoon series such as Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, where he usually has been depicted as a rival and occasional best friend of Bugs Bunny. such as our generous employee insurance policies. Phew! He then receives a call from Porky, who is returning with Sylvester from an assignment to Dry Gulch, and Daffy reassigns him to theSuperstition Mountains, much to Sylvester's chagrin. I hear it's simply breathtaking this time of year. After all, I did promise him travel opportunities and--, sliced through some bureaucratic red tape, and--. Although Daffy successfully exorcises the ghosts possessing alady duck(with Daffy temporarily falling under possession from them himself), he discovers that Cubish has stripped his money down to his last million. Well I'm here, what've I missed? What a way for a duck to travel: underground. You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you? The Duxorcist saw an individual release as part of the Looney Tunes Parodies Collection on February 4, 2020. That's just the advantage I need. Aah! Captain Hareblower (Pirate Sam vs. Bugs Bunny) Stupor Duck (Daffy's wish . The story of the film serves as a continuation/re-working of DaffyDilly. Well I would like -, "Aw, buck up, BB Eyes. They ought to screen this place. Anything inexplicable to write home about? 6:05. Plan d'accs; Formulaire de contact on the Internet. 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