[42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Work Search: There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Please consider turning it on! Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. This belongs to a school champion! After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. Not enough for you? This content contains affiliate links. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. It would explain a lot. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. 8. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Dont worry, however. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. PEEVES! Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. [44], So! It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. #1. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. . There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. Please consider turning it on! Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. Community content is available under. [A non-magical AU. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. Develop your characters. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. PEEVES! Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. 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