As Chev leaves a line of bodies in his wake, he keeps climbing the triad's chain of command, eventually encountering leader El Huron (CLIFTON COLLINS JR.). El Huron repeatedly flogs Chev's back, bloodying him. "Right the f*ck now," "What the f*ck, man?" On a TV news story, we see a box in the upper corner that shows a partial view of the above horse track sex scene (showing movement but only a view of the upper torsos and above). In the closing credits, we see outtakes from the above porn performer strike, with related sexual talk (sexual use of "bang" and a repeat of "no dough, no blow"). When the device starts failing, Chelios again must try all sorts of measures to keep his artificial heart active. A song repeats the line "Suck my m*therf*cking d*ck. Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Handguns/Shotguns/Machine guns/Nunchuckas/Flogging whip: Carried and/or used to threaten, wound or kill others and/or cause property damage. We see several miscellaneous men with Mohawk haircuts. See ratings & reviews at Critics.com. Moderate IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR Meanwhile I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the more outrageous this film got, the more I found myself loving it. Extreme When he is done, he picks up the severed and bloody nipples off the floor and leaves. R (Graphic Sexual Content|Crude Sexual Content|Nudity|Pervasive Language|Strong Bloody Violence), Box Office Guru Preview: Zac Back Again in 17 Again, Fast-paced, adrenaline-filled and out-of-place at times. Most everything is played so far over-the-top that it's cartoonish rather than realistic, but the following still occurs: Chico urinates off the back of a moving boat (we see the stream). We see a ferret licking its own testicles and we focus on the testicles. So Much Gore And Sex I Closed My Eyes. A man makes a sexual gesture using his hand and mouth. Johnny does various bits of exaggerated laughing. Common Sense Media. About getting a new battery pack for his artificial heart, Chev states that it feels like "crank," but better. 1 hr 36 mins. Written and directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor; director of photography, Brandon Trost; edited by Fernando Villena; music by Mike. A person hits Chev with a rod, knocking him out. He then goes outside where a goon holds his handgun on him, but Chev disarms that man and hits him. might be enticing for kids to try to imitate (some of which - especially concerning a character repeatedly shocking himself -- could be very dangerous or even lethal), while all sorts of bad attitudes (regular villain stuff, as well as racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc.) Chev knocks various people aside while chasing after Johnny. He then fights with them but ultimately falls off. We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. A man is shot in the head and blood spurts against the wall behind him and next to him. There is this one scene that's kind of dumb: it's Chelios vs. this Chinese guy who carries his heart in a red cooler. Frightening/Tense Scenes We see Chev being tortured and have brief views of what appears to be his scrotum (in close-up) exposed during that. Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. We see Doc Miles rubbing an ice cube on a woman's mostly bare butt (she's wearing a thong) while she's lying across his lap. Crank: High Voltage ACTION You can't keep a good man down! Common Sense and other associated names and logos are trademarks of Common Sense Media, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization (FEIN: 41-2024986). It'd be silly to call Crank: High Voltage over the top: The top is so far below that it isn't even visible. Chev hits one man, and moments later, grabs Randy and throws him aside. FILTER by RATINGS Chev grabs a surgeon by the crotch, hits him, and strangles another man, seemingly killing both. Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain. Goons fire machine guns at Chev as he drives away in his car. They do not make sense. And you will be helping support our website & our efforts. The story is that Chev is now given an artificial heart and must shock himself repeatedly in order to stay alive (much like the first film) long enough to find his real heart and get it back. Chico and his men drag Chev in the water behind a quickly moving boat. Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. Privacy Statement and Terms of Use and Disclaimer He then hits and shocks many cops before driving off in one of their police cars. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). He leaps from one part of a parking garage to the next and so on to continue the pursuit, and eventually lands on the hood of their car. We hear that Chev never knew his dad. A woman punches another woman in the face (she gets a bloody lip) and the other woman strikes her in the head with a bottle. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. The content was so over-the-top vulgar and lascivious that if the story were actually interesting or believable, which it was not, then the way in which it was conveyed ruined it. We hear that Venus' brother is dead, and later hear the same about El Huron's brothers. This movie just cranks up the raunchy humour up to eleven. A nurse uses a rectal thermometer on Chev (we don't see the actual insertion). Buy $7.99. A boy beats another boy in the head with a steel garbage can, and then strikes a teacher who tries to pull him away. Instead of using the actual actors, the scene changes into a Godzilla type of fight with two fake look-alike dummies on a fake set. Crank: High Voltage (2009) R 04/16/2009 (US) Action , Thriller , Crime 1h 36m User Score Play Trailer Stay Charged, Stay Alive! A topless woman is shot and we see her bare breasts oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. A man punches Johnny (whose face is bloody), and whacks the chair he's in with a machete to intimidate him. YUCK!!! A man states, "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender" (in reference to a hooker). - Pervasive use of the sexual expletive and variations (sometimes in a sexual content). Kids say. When Doc Miles asks a woman if she's found the donor, she playfully replies, "Like you got a boner.". And another dumb scene is at the end, when we see a guy's head in a water tank being supported by tubes to keep him alive. Along the way, he has run-ins with a varied assortment of characters, including hooker Ria (LING BAI), thug Chico (JOSEPH JULIAN SORIA) and Venus (EFREN RAMIREZ) who suffers from "full body Tourette's." He eventually settles on doing that behind an older woman who doesn't know quite what to make of that. Dont worry, it wont take long. Action: After his heart is removed and replaced with a battery-powered unit, a hitman must repeatedly zap himself with jolts of electricity to keep the artificial ticker going and allow him to retrieve the original organ. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. Having had enough of him, Eve hits Randy in the crotch, and then strikes him several more times before throwing him onto the windshield of a parked car. Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. He then fights with them but ultimately falls off. - Frequent use of crude and descriptive sexual language. Yet, he must repeatedly find ways to shock his artificial heart back into action, all while striving to get his original ticker back from an old mobster, Poon Dong (DAVID CARRADINE), who's enjoying his new and invigorated lease on life. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Be aware that while we do our best to avoid spoilers it is impossible to disguise all details and some may reveal crucial plot elements. Read Crank: High Voltage reviews from parents on Common Sense Media. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! He then hits and shocks many cops before driving off in one of their police cars. Espaol (prximamente) - volver al inicio, Best Movies on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Common Sense Selections for family entertainment, Best TV Shows on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Growing Up Queer: Thoughtful Books About LGBTQ+ Youth, Check out new Common Sense Selections for games, Teachers: Find the best edtech tools for your classroom with in-depth expert reviews. Parents Guide - Crank: High Voltage (2009) View source Certifications MPAA Rated R for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language Certification Argentina:16 Australia:R18+ Brazil:18 Belguim:KNT/ENA Canada:18A Canada:18A (Alberta/British Columbia/Manitoba/Ontario) Canada:16+ (Quebec) As Chev leaves a line of bodies in his wake, he keeps climbing the triad's chain of command, eventually encountering leader El Huron (CLIFTON COLLINS JR.). They're going to be exposed to these things even before they are 16 so in reality, we might as well get used to it. This is without a doubt one of the most insane films I have ever seen. - Frequent depictions of shootings, beatings, self-mutilation, impalement, fighting and electrocution. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. In the closing credits, we see footage of a man running in the opposite direction of the camera, and there's either a blood or fecal stain on the back of his underwear (which is all he's wearing). Grisly, gory, over-the-top action-parody isn't for kids. By creating an account, you agree to the Doc Miles states that he used to be a surgeon, but lost his license when he botched his wife's vaginal rejuvenation in their basement. Profanity Johnny is suddenly shot in the head, with very bloody results. Jason Statham returns as Chev Chelios, who was seen at the end of the original film falling out of a helicopter presumably to his death. Is Crank: High Voltage streaming? When we last saw Chev Chelios (JASON STATHAM), he was plummeting toward terra firma from high above a city. Crank: High Voltage (alternately titled Crank 2: High Voltage) is a 2009 American action film written and directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. We won't share this comment without your permission. LANGUAGE 10 - About 144 F-words and its derivatives (spoken and written), 5 obscene hand gestures, 13 sexual references, 17 scatological terms, 34 anatomical terms, 18 mild obscenities, 3 derogatory terms for homosexuals, 2 derogatory terms for Hispanics, 2 derogatory term for Asians, name-calling (chicken fat, freak, fat, freak, sick), 8 religious exclamations. If they're fans of the first "Crank" film, star Jason Statham, anyone else in the pic, or over-the-top action films, they just might. A large gun battle breaks out in a strip club where various people are shot (with machine guns and handguns) with bloody results. Chev escapes from his captors, reunites with his lover, Eve (Amy Smart), and sets out on a frantic chase through Los Angeles to get his real heart back. Two men pull guns on Chev, but he disarms and hits both of them. Chev breaks a car window to get inside and hotwire the car. Now, in the high-octane sequel CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE, Chev has managed to survive--and is about to face a brand new day. - Sexual activity is simulated. Crank: High Voltage (2009) "Stay Charged, Stay Alive!" Audience Score 60 R 1 hr 36 min Apr 16th, 2009 Action, Crime, Thriller Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly. To jolt his artificial heart, Chev licks his finger and sticks it into a cigarette lighter inside a limo. CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE CLIP COMPILATION (2009) Jason Statham. A woman vomits onto the floor (we see goo). About getting a new battery pack for his artificial heart, Chev states that it feels like "crank," but better. A boy yells at and is rude to his mother and a man. About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." Our ratings and reviews are based on the theatrically-released versions of films; on video there are often Unrated, Special, Director's Cut or Extended versions, (usually accurately labelled but sometimes mislabeled) released that contain additional content, which we did not review. In the closing credits, Chev and Eve make out at the strip club where a bare-breasted stripper is in the background of the shot. Common Sense is the nation's leading nonprofit organization dedicated to improving the lives of all kids and families by providing the trustworthy information, education, and independent voice they need to thrive in the 21st century. Tense FamilyScenes Having had enough of him, Eve hits Randy in the crotch, and then strikes him several more times before throwing him onto the windshield of a parked car. 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